“Corn-fused!”
By Paul Cochrane | October 19, 2011
Need a little humor on this gloomy, rainy day?
Did you hear about the family that got lost in a corn maze? No kidding. They became corn-fused. After they couldn’t find their way out of a maze of maize, Dad used his cell phone to dial 911. “Help! We’re stuck in a maze!” Within 9 minutes of entering the maze, rescuers found dad, mom, and their two children. No injuries to body, just to pride!
Enjoy some of the comments:
They felt like they were being stalked.
They shoulda just yelled for help — there were ears all around them.
They did, but their cries fell on deaf ears. Aw shucks!
Now they’re the laughing stalk of the land!
There’s a kernel of truth in that!
Without a rescue… what a corny way to die!
They’re suing the farmer for attempted corn-slaughter!
The dad’s new name is Pop Corn.
These poor people. Pray they never get trapped on a stuck escalator.
Maybe next year they should try an easier maze:
Have a nice Day!
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